i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
Eating french fries without ketchup is like being stuck in traffic with no music
did i allow u to have fun without me
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
0 to horny real quick
dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all
